Well, they say; if you can't beat them, then join them. So I decided that I would shut up about Cap and Trade and instead host a great party to celebrate Al Gore becoming the first green billionaire through legislation!
So come and join my party because we are going to have loads of carbon emissions fun to pay homage and tribute to the Wallstreet gang, GE, Al Gore and all his buddies up on Capital Hill that are getting their palms greased while we all will be paying for it all. 
- We have special valet parking for Hummers and Ford Big Foot Trucks- you know, the ones you see in Loxahatchee that you need a ladder to climb into the cab with. We will have a prize for the best pimped out truck.
- Bring your generators and plenty of gasoline. We will have a contest to see who has the loudest generator and which one uses the most gas in the shortest period of time.
- Bring your own marshmallows to roast over our MEGA BON FIRE! We are going to do one of your favorite Loxahatchee style bon fires! The bon fire is going to go on all night long so get ready to party!
- We are going to have ALL our Flood lights on. We have plenty of extension cords from our hurricane supplies so bring your own flood lights so we can really send the message out that we are celebrating our freedom and liberty for one last time.
- If you need to cool off, just walk into our house, we will have the A/C down to 69 degrees so you can cool off.
- We will have the big screens going so you can watch GE in bed at the White House and the FED meeting with Goldman Sachs about selling the carbon offsets with fixed pricing.
We are also going to have some fun games and contests:
We will be having a dart tournament. The dart boards are lighted up and every time you hit the bullseye- it puffs out carbons! The dart boards have the faces of Al Gore and Nancy Pelosi on them. Also there is a special one with the new GE light bulb (that of course will be made in China) imprinted on the dart board.
We have a contest going on for who can exhale the longest- you know- those awful carbon emissions that humans breathe out of their mouths and plants breathe in.
We have some special guests that are going to be brought to our party. And oh are you in for a treat with these guests. The Green Priests are coming to the party and the valet will inconveniently misplace their car keys so they will be have no choice but to cringe in horror at our party. This will better than water boarding!
I wrote a featured post a couple of weeks ago about how Cap and Trade will effect your real estate business and homeowners who need to sell. It was reblogged 24 times in 24 hours. Thank you to everyone who passed my Cap and Trade post along. That post has over 241 comments now, over 5974 views and 4636 clicks. Amazing numbers!
Contact your Senators now to vote NO now. Click on this link to find your Senators and contact them by email, phone and fax today. Let them know how this is going to effect your business and your community homeowners and buyers. Pass this on...
Nestor Gasset and Katerina Gasset- Realtors®, CIPS, ABR, SFR, GRI, REOS
I wish I could make it. You should include a holding your breath game so that all those darn carbon emissions caused by us people can be reduced. Don't forget to invite Al Gore for this event.
Katerina: My gift to you this evening... is to comment and tell you that I will not be commenting on this post. Have a great evening, and have fun at your "party." Take care...
Are you inviting China and all the other countries that have said, "no"?
I'm sure the leaders have their own big jets and can fly one at a time.
tee hee
Oh I contacted ALL the NJ Senators; ONE said "I Get It", the State Senators passed it off as a "Federal Senator-Level" issue, and the one that fit that classification - Voted For It! grrrrr Never liked him anyway!
But when I read the proposed Bill, what was the REAL kicker? The fact that though it will be a Federal Law, the Feds are leaving it to each individual State as to the implementation!?
WHAT!? Most people know that Federal Law supercedes State Law! So how does that work?
It's Clear As Mud To Me - How about you?
Katerina,
Who's bringing the beer and hard boiled eggs?
You've got to have beer and eggs to express your solidarity with the cows over the proposed flatulence tax. It also helps to understand what comes from DC and puts on a great light show around a camp fire,
I'll drive my converted Peterbilt pickup with the duel stacks spewing smoke as black as coal and duel 500 gallon tanks.
Bill
Katerina,
I'm in....I will run to your party so I can breath heavily and exhale more often and my extra breathing just may be the event that ruins the planet. I'm huffing just thinking about it.
Tim
Vanna- The holding your breathe game will be a hit! We can get Al Gore to come to the party by telling him we will buy some offsets-because as we know- he has hugely invested in those companies. Oh, he will feel right at home since he is one of the BIGGEST energy users! I am sure that he gets flown in private jets to go to Green Priest learn how to make money the fascist way meetings.
If Gore were becoming a billionaire through true free markets and capitalism- I would be saying- DARN- Too bad I did not think of this HUGE money maker before he did. But no, he does not have the guts to make money the fair way. He is making this money through legislation and making sure he steps on free markets and through fascism- you know- the I will tell you what to do and when and how way. Katerina
Tim- LOL! Sometimes you just have to take a step back and have a good laugh at the stupidity, gullibility, and elitist- we know better than you attitudes from Gore and Capital Hill. Hey, we shoudl move this party to the White House Lawn!
Karen- :) I am enjoying my free speach right for as long as I can- until they attempt to take that away too.
Bill- AH, we will invite the new COW FART CZAR!
Katerina - I think I will get one of those clunkers to bring to your party, now that the program has been shut down. A coughing, spewing, backfiring, smoking clunker. And lot's of charcoal for the barbecues.
Missy- China said they would be late to the party- they did say that one day there may be a knock at your door and some folks from China will be telling you to move out because they just bought your house because of US failure to pay their debt.
Eileen- Follow the money. But I don't believe in Feds having control of any part of our lives- but that all is a scam because if the states don't do what the feds want- there are consequences!
Mel Martinez, our senator, GOP, is voting yes on cap and trade. I let him know what we think of him. Nestor said last night all he cares about is getting his lifetime benefits from serving 2 terms. He is a sell out, turncoat, traitor.
Katerina
Michael- Yeah, I forgot about the charcoal for the smoking barbeques! Those will become a thing of the past so we better crank those babies up!
Katerina,
You may be on to something, maybe we could have a national global warming day where everyone cranks up their AC and leaves all of their doors and windows open to help cool the planet.
Katerina. I featured this in silent majority and Tea Party
We can provide a Texas size Smoker!! I just reblogged!! Love it!!
Alice- I love thoe photo!!!! SMOKE AWAY!!!! That will be the hit at our party!
Pretty funny. While I agree we all need to do what we can to be "green" and reduce pollution, this Cap and Trade nonsense needs to be gone.
Hugh- Thanks for the feature!
Katerina,
Thanks for moving it to the White House so I won't need to run as far but I'm now concerned that the obesity police may arrest me on my way to the Cap and Tax party since I may not lose as much weight by running to Florida.
Let's all just have a beer with our esteemed leader and everyone will feel better. Hah!
My fellow Tennessee boy Gore sure is taking our country to the cleaners and making lots of money in the process. Just glad Tennessee did not vote for him for president:)
Hey Katrina,
SInce the libs have not been commenting much on our blogs do you think they are finally opening their eyes and are running from the nighmare they voted in? We will know they want to help this mess when they show up at your party...God Bless You!
Ronnie, you left us too soon!
I wish that more people understand that Cap and Trade is all about taxes and making AL and his friends rich. Do you think Obama may be working in one of Al's companies when his term is up?
You are getting all the liberals exhaling far too much, the carbon footprints, oh my!